I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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