U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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