our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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