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coke and sex party at dan's

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im watching greys anatomy with megan...

(973): View more from New Jersey

wha-pishhh

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i turned job hunting into a drinking game..

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems

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(210): View more from Texas

Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall

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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.

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(442): View more from California

While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.

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(248): View more from Michigan

People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.

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