well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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