I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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