I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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