My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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