So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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