Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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