We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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