covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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