we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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