I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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