You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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Goodbee
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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