I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
3 2 1 whiskey
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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