If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he was CRYING into my vagina
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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