you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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