she woke up with a sticky ear
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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