you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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