didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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