She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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