She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I donβt know if Iβm nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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