I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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