so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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