girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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