just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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