she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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