Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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