Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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