But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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