hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
