There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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