Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Even my vagina gasped.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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