Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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