just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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