Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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