she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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