i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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