Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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