careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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