one two three fourrrrnication!
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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