Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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