But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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