I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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