i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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