everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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