i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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