After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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