I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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