she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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