please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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