I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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