i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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